Creepy

By JustClaire95 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML
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JustClaire95 13

I'll prob just wear jeans from now on. Though it'd be funny to see them react to a mini skirt lol!

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Top comments

flowerbug 4

Leggings are not pants anyways.

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kakakarotcake 17

or maybe he keeps catching his friends peeping at his daughter

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Mauskau 35

I wear leggings with long tops, but never as just trousers.

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saidoh_fml 26

I guess this means yoga pants also aren't an option for Friday night.

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ariiewilliams 17

Some leggings can be see through depending on her color choice of undies and the thickness of them. It's best she wears something else for poker night.

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TanerFlorin 2

Your dad its an idiot , Thats the point in poker , to distract the other players so you can win :)

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ocramavaf 15

I'm thinking of a great business endevour, OP distracts the buddies and her dad wins at poker

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Futacy 29

He should tell them to stop staring at your ass.

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laden_swallow09 34

Wouldn't that be exactly what your father wants? Everyone else distracted, so he's more likely to win?

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Cas547 8

Your dad complimented your butt. I don't see a problem.

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ericaraquel 9

Your dad obviously needs to talk to his friends. Not your fault!

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Thunderlaxus 10

I don't see why this is a FML to be honest.. He obviously loves you, and doesn't like seeing his friends looking at you like that. Be proud to have a father like that.

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Merylwen 24

He's obviously a sexist moron. She can wear whatever she wants. He would tell his perverted friends to either stop looking or get out of his house if he really cared.

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WhisperSoflty 20

88, how do you know that it wasn't one of OP's dad's buddies who pulled the dad aside after a game to confide that the daughter wearing leggings was distracting and discomforting to him? That's a possibility that no one has mentioned so far, and one that seems just as plausible to me. Sure, sure, the friend shouldn't be looking at all, I'm not arguing that. What I'm saying is that while OP is totally entitled to wear a Saran Wrap bikini in her own house if she feels like it, her fathers friends are also allowed to see it and feel uncomfortable ogling the teenage daughter of a friend.

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AninOnin 24

You are right, 98, I hadn't thought of that. How likely is that scenario though?

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WhisperSoflty 20

I'm not going to speak for huge swaths of people, 141, but I will say it happened with me when I was 17. Only instead of one of my dad's poker buddies, it was an old family friend. He would avoid me like the plague when he would come over, until he finally said something to my dad. When my dad pulled me aside I wanted to be outraged, but knew that he wasn't trying to be malicious or perverse. After that I started dressing more modestly when I knew he was coming over, or would change when he dropped by. No skin off of my back if it made a guest in my parent's home more comfortable.

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