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By Username - 03/10/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

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Awwww, how sweet!

By Justin - 25/07/2020 20:00

Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML

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By sting - 06/12/2014 01:32 - United States - Valencia

Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML

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By MyNameIsNotJeff - 08/05/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML

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I'm outta here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend's recently mated tarantula disappeared from her enclosure with her egg sac, so she's now somewhere in the house with between 20 and 100 babies hatching within a week. I moved out this afternoon. My boyfriend caused this, he can damn well find her before I set foot in there again. FML

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By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30

Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By NotSpiderman - 31/10/2012 17:09 - United States - Edinburg

Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML

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By QWERTY - 03/04/2011 23:20

Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML

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By cricketsins - 14/05/2015 05:11 - United States

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

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By mac - 27/01/2014 14:40 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

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Calen5556 0

Monday 3 October 2011 23:45

In Texas we have those all the time. Had one in my bathroom this morning.

Ferretface 13

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:23

40- I'm closer to the appetizer portion of Texas myself.

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WHOWASTHEPHONE 10

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:39

Again? FYL

Ironripster 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:42

Ur roomate might really be tryin to hurt u. U should be careful. If they bring home a pet rattlesnake next u may wanna concider moving

misomalu 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:44

It seems that maybe the first time it happened would be a good time to move out

adrBB 1

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:10

You could become the modern day Spiderman!

ShyAnn29 14

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:28

Or Scorpionmam

Sammie517506 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:28

Time to get a new roommate:)

Derovin 4

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:36

it would be better to start thinking seriously about changing your roommate

glarkon 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:44

If i were you i would sleep in kevlar armor.

aladdin2502 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:50

Again......?

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:58

KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIREEEEEE!!!! No, seriously, torch the bitch. I hate scorpions... >_>

hannahcorrine 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:58

Bugs! Gross!

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Creepy

Same thing different taste

Awwww, how sweet!

I'm outta here

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