Weird, Awkward, Dating and Love: Crossed wires

Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 532

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By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 168

You deserved it 6 311

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 668

You deserved it 5 303

Sounds promising

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 770

You deserved it 3 235

You've got mail

By guest - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Argentina - Buenos Aires

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 457

You deserved it 2 080

By sickened - 25/08/2009 14:17 - Philippines

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 758

You deserved it 68 061

Disbelief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 725

You deserved it 3 188

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 876

You deserved it 2 469

Guilty

By jamienicole1993 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Savannah

Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 925

You deserved it 3 338

What the…?

By ohbiebjetaime - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 352

You deserved it 3 355

Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 798

You deserved it 160

808Boyo 4

Monday 6 February 2012 12:00

You should have said, “Nah, I just stopped by to say **** you! "

boomsl4ng 11

Monday 6 February 2012 11:53

Thats really mean tbh! What an idiot! But why didnt u text her back asking where would u go and stuff? Fyl

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 6 February 2012 14:57

Show her the text to prove it. When she tells you it was a mistake, demand a quick ******** for your troubles. Sounds fair to me .

LaughinStock 16

Monday 6 February 2012 15:34

WHAT THERE ARE GIRL GAMERS?!?!?! :-/

joc5_fml 0

Monday 6 February 2012 15:58

you could have said oh sorry roung how house have to go to my hot date now bye

Sumo69 9

Monday 6 February 2012 17:01

How did you know where she lived? I think you are hiding something

CRC_101 31

Monday 6 February 2012 22:42

There's nothing suspicious about it. If she hadn't already let him know where she lived, she most likely told him where to go to pick her up for the supposed date-like event at that time.

Burrito_Time 5

Monday 6 February 2012 17:04

Ha!! Got your hopes up

Nashiq 8

Monday 6 February 2012 17:09

no way

AllSoul 23

Monday 6 February 2012 17:37

Where I'm from, I think I'm the only girl gamer I know, all the others hate it and just moan about it because their boyfriends are addicted. I'm more Call of Duty than Minecraft :D

structuredchaoz 4

Monday 6 February 2012 17:58

This chic might be cute but she sounds like a dim bulb.

autumnisintheair 7

Monday 6 February 2012 18:20

Poor guy :( some girls can be really mean, I'm sorry. I'd say forget her, she obviously knew she texted you and thought it'd be funny to get your hopes up.