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By scully11 - 02/08/2011 18:36 - Canada

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
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babyvi 6

i want a dad like yours.

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skyorpia101 4

Ahhhh one wishes :)

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marlee9 4

Hahahaha peg your dad with apples!

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lindseyluvszac 4

That's when you quickly point out your dad sneaking away with the stolen peas.

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bankrupt 15

Exactly right, No. 16. Why should the OP take the blame for her father, the thief? Even worse is the fact that he was laughing at the OP for taking the heat for his crime. What a piece of shit.

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mr_inkredible 0

well I you point your dad out, you can't have any free peas. assuming he shares them

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Halcyon3210 6

Get mad! Burn her house down! With the apples! Get your engineers to invent a combustible apple that burns her house down!

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mk58 31

30, You're awesome for not taking a ********'s comment to heart.

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Halcyon3210 6

Thanks! I try not to take the internet too seriously. :)

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moviefreakXD 0

how do u burn someones house down with apples XD

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iTransform 8

Or you can drench them in lighter fluid, put a match to them, and throw them through her windows while blasting "The Roof is on Fire"

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Bizzzy 5

shoulda taken those apples too!

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