Cursed underwear

By Anonymous - 23/11/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

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Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its fibers had stuck themselves to my knob, making it look like a weird fleshy caterpillar. I didn't get lucky. FML
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sirhobothesecond 3

clcbjj31- it means you're on your period.

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bubo_fml 10

Tell her if she cocoons your caterpillar, it'll turn into a beautiful butterfly...Girls love that kinda shit...

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coolstorybro6969 6

Then tell her to make a sandwich, girls are good at that sorta thing

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MineIsBigger 5

the fibers tearing only means that your underwear is too small or your dick is too big. im the same way, which is also why i never wear condoms. theyre too constricting!

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bentleyGCspeed 0

Dude... We didn't need to know you wear schmedium underwear...

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SirObvious 1

Or your dicks so small it's collecting fibers to look "bigger."

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JadeWalker 14

thats what magnums or for duhhh

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JinxosGirl87 0

Did you ask her if she wanted to stroke the caterpillar?

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Airick_TheGreat 2

Tip: know more of that kind of underwear.

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coolstorybro6969 6

You used the wrong "no", you've got know when to use "know" or "no"

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Airick_TheGreat 2

Thanks I know what you mean

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miZscrZee 0

That's why you don't buy cheap stuff!

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AMB3AST 7

Great, you again. /: You aren't perfect, so stop trying. Buying cheap things isn't a bad thing, in some cases. It's called saving money. It's very needed nowadays.

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Zomg_Okay 26

We aren't all fortunate enough to buy top-of-the-range products whenever we want, you know. :P

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FriscoKidz 10

Right on 64! At least there are a few down to earth people on this website.

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PB_without_J 3

Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very Fuzzy Was He?

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bubo_fml 10

Go grade school on her...Ask if she'd like 2 kiss a rabbit on the nose, if she says "yes" turn out your pockets & thrust your caterpillar Prick in her general direction!

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