Cuteness overload

By Cpm - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0

This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P

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gozar_fml 1

You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.

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toomanycats 0

rofl. Yeah, it kinda goes that way doesn't it. My husband usually goes with the door open, so do I, I dont care, but we do have to be alone while wiping. Sometimes I stand in the doorway just to piss him off. ;)

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xxdakotaxx 0

Sounds like shes a keeper. =] When u see her have the door open walk in, sit on her lap and see if she feels uncomfortable. =]

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Is the next step wiping her ass after she takes a shit?

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Rayn4u_fml 0

Welcome to “I’m too comfortable-you’re uncomfortable”; expect farts, lack of shaving and tampons in your kitchen next.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Why is shaving included? :I And what makes you think girls leave tampons out anywhere because they're too comfortable? Every gal knows we do that on purpose to make men squirm. It's fun to yell "Think fast!" and throw one at a guy; they freak out so bad. Speaking of unused, of course. Who the hell leaves used tampons in the kitchen!? Remind me to not eat there!

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Rayn4u_fml 0

It’s from a song (and I was wondering the same thing) and it sounded funny, so there ^^

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Rayn4u_fml 0

[Sorry for posting this again, but since FML likes messing with me:] It’s from a song (and I was wondering the same thing) and it sounded funny, so there ^^

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GreenRupee 0

You're such a nice guy. She doesn't even have to be sexy for you! ... that means you are going the totally wrong way!

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lokar_ogar 11

lol **** that, freedom is being able to take a dump with the door open and not give a ****. Sounds more like you want an object rather than a Human.

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