Dad joke
By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States
By bookworm94 - 27/07/2009 04:10 - United States
By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom
By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43
By jakeson12 - 24/11/2012 00:38 - United Kingdom - Dundee
By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States
By Raleigh - 13/10/2024 16:00 - Canada - Sudbury
By Loho - 25/03/2009 02:46 - Canada
By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States
By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder
WTF
Well, regardless of you ability to reproduce, you're probably not an adult if you live at home. Either way, your dad sounds like an immature moron.
Wow....whoever has a dad that would do that...is unlucky. FYL.
Either way, I'm pretty sure everyone you go to school with, even the boy you like, is probably aware that, since you are female, you have a period. Why is that so embarrassing?
I'm with #126. I know what that's like. I hate being called a girl because it makes me feel like I'm five or something. A woman is like, 15/16 over, sure, but you can at least call someone over 11 a woman. Have you seen 12 year olds nowadays ? Seriously.
Wait, no, correction "young woman." Same difference
I am 18 and most definitely not a "woman," though I am bleeding every month. You're immature and need to get slapped silly a few times. I hate when little twats like you think you're so grown up because you have teh periudz or because you wear make up or have a boyfriend or etc etc etc... (Actual people I know dear sweet kittens they need to a **** punt). Your father is not immature, rather he is very clever for thinking that one up. I don't see at all how he was being immature.
If you're embarrassed enough by that prank to consider posting it here, you aren't a woman. To me that's on par with being embarrassed that people know you wear underwear-- EVERYONE already knows, and it isn't a shameful subject (unless of course you're still in that stage where half your friends are still waiting to get it. And if that's the case, I can't even begin to address the problems with this picture.) Which is pretty much the point Dad was making, I think. And by the way, anyone with half an ounce of common sense would figure out someone hijacked your phone immediately when they read the text.
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*wonders how old OP is*
Why the "including the guy I like" part? I mean, how is it bad that he knows you're a woman?