Transportation, Cars and Money: Dad jokes

Dad jokes

By Dinger1992 - 23/10/2012 13:19 - United States

Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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Vibe check

By buttfingers - 26/12/2015 17:37 - United States - Houston

Today, I accidentally edged over the speed limit and got pulled over. The officer asked me if I knew why he'd pulled me over. Before I could say something diplomatic, my dad said from the passenger seat, "Because you're a prick in fancy dress?" I got ticketed. FML

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Old school prank

By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

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By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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KalCountry76 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:02

You should read the Driver's ED manual again.

SortOfSexy 4

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:01

Great dad of yours.

Comments

ellytoad 13

Wednesday 24 October 2012 0:14

You mean the standard white-lettered red ones? Like hell those are optional! I'm glad I've never come across that stupid misconception.

butthead321 0

Wednesday 24 October 2012 0:31

Maybe you shouldnt drive...

BekBek_fml 17

Wednesday 24 October 2012 0:31

Seriously? Maybe your dad should of made you read the manual before letting you behind the wheel...

soupermeal 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 0:52

are you retarded?

lonelyharts86 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 1:05

Well I agree with your dad. Somehow natural selection missed you.

russfml 31

Wednesday 24 October 2012 1:12

Your an idiot, almost all stop signs have a white boarder and really I mean it says stop, not drive slow or yield, oh right that's a yield sign your getting mixed up with and it's yellow

pink_raindrops 26

Wednesday 24 October 2012 1:54

Don't you have to take a written test before you're actually allowed to practice driving? Maybe it's different in the states but I know you have to here to get your learners permit. I think you need to read the driving manual until it's memorized before you get behind the wheel again. While I think you're extremely stupid, your father isn't too bright either. What if you got in an accident because you ran the stop sign?