Dammit

By Lvdkinda - 18/06/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, after a month of planning, I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I had made for us. It was a secret, so I let him try and guess. He said, "As long as it's not a spa day. That would suck, I'd never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML
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scarlett29 0

FYL for already paying for it, but YDI for not knowing what he likes.

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SweetieLish 0

Take your best friend and get him something else and just don't tell him about your original idea. It's not that big of a deal. P.S. You'd think after 3 years you'd know if he liked spa days or not.

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swanlee 0

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years obviously some how thinks I'm gay or a girl cause she spent 1 month planning for us both to go to the SPA for our anniversary.

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Carnevil 0

.....You wanted to take a GUY to a spa? As an anniversary gift? He's your BOYfriend, not GIRLfriend, if you want someone to take to a spa, find yourself a lady lover, or a metrosexual.

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madasahatter 0

FYL, but you kinda deserve it for expecting a guy to go to a spa.

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swanlee 0

Let's see how women like the reverse Today, for our 3 year anniversary I decided to take my girlfriend to a Baseball game and then a Football game back to back, then afterwards we went to Hooters for beers. Now for some reason my girlfriend is mad at me for not planning something we BOTH could enjoy and I'm sleeping on the couch.

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Beej_fml 0

Woman, you're so selfish!! If you want to go to the spa, go with your girlfriends... a better plan would be to go to a nice restaurant, maybe get a hotel for the night. Something simple and special that EVERYONE would like to do...not what YOU want. You had to know he wouldn't like going to a spa if you've been married for THREE YEARS!

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JennyBee 0

How the hell does a spa day equate to the decay of society? Seriously? There is nothing wrong with wanting to relax together by getting a REAL massage. Sorry, but nothing you do with your boyfriend in your bedroom with some cheap massage oil will compare to the work of an internationally certified masseuse. It'll be cute, sure, but it's not the same thing. Oh and, so, just because someone is doing the work for you, it doesn't qualify as quality time together? Does that also count for eating out at restaurants? I guess it must - heaven forbid someone else do the cooking! Getting a massage together is a wonderful way to relax and connect. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean others don't.

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tomarino13 0

Retard, he's a GUY you've known for THREE years and you still couldn't put the pieces together?

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AlyshaDeShae 10

I know very few guys who would do a spa day. Hell, I'm a chick and I wouldn't do a spa day! If I want someone massaging me, it's going to be my boyfriend, not some stranger while I watch my boyfriend massaged by some other stranger. That's just stupid. It's one of those fake intimacy things. "We're spending quality time together, but we're going to do it with other people doing all the work for us so that we don't really have to exert any effort!" Screw that! This garbage is for the shallow people who can't connect past the superficial material possessions (or activities in this case) and who are part of the big problem of our decaying society! Grr, I started ranting. I won't finish the rant, but there's more to it! Haha!

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lalalahello2 0

Lvdkinda better not stand for "livid kinda". cause really, you're the one who didn't know your boyfriend well enough to know that he's not a girl.

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barkman173 0

If you're going to go against a stereotype (i.e. that straight guys don't like girly things), you better be damned sure he's going to like it...otherwise, it's your own damn fault.

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