Damper

By bleh - 23/11/2009 22:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

lmao damn bitch dont bite.

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xMrAndyTranx 4

YDI. You scraped his man meat with your teeth. SMFH

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Comments

Wildbluesun 2

I've done that to my boyfriend before. =/ Multiple times. ...He has a weird foreskin, it's not my fault.

0 2
Chocolate_Chunk 2

or maybe you just suck (not in the good way) in bed. You're not supposed to bite and chew on the foreskin

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Sam_13161821 0

Dang how crazy did you get? Lol

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lemonypower 6

don't blow with braces

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BendyStraw 6

@163, there was one exactly like this but instead of the ripping, she had high blood pressure?

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scampi08 0

Foreskin is disgusting. I think you ripped it on purpose.

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lucins 7

that's what happens when you do the contrary of God's plans before marriage!

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schomes 0

owwwwwwww jeez that's like kill yourself pain girl no teeth!!!

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WeekendWombat 2

Be happy it didnt happen on the honeymoon

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