Dat ass

By Chamorru - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I have so much ass acne that it hurts to sit. FML
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Archay 13

I think you need to see a dermatologist

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trollcrusher 17

Take a long, long shower. Everyday. Point the water at your but.

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Comments

MisterEx 28

Just make sure you don't get a partner who's into spanking, OP.

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coried91 28

That gave me the most disgusting mental image. It was worse than the image I got when I first read the FML.

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olpally 32

That sounds like one of God's deadly plagues... Yikes!!

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chelseaann8907 2

Put some clean & clear on that shit

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andrewthomaschu 1

That's what you call folliculitis! Go get some Meds from the doctor and clear that sh*t up before it gets more out of control than it already is.

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gracehi 31

I don't think I've ever seen a man do a duck face before. Bravo to you, sir, for shattering sexual stereotypes!

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DocBastard 38

How do you know it's folliculitis? Have you examined him? Are you qualified to examine him? If you aren't a doctor, don't do that.

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supbabes 0

Everyones putting in their 2 cents. Just because u have a pic of an xray doesnt mean you're the end all of medical FMLs. "Relax FML I'm a doctor...." smh

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raraisbang 12

91, docbastard is an actual doctor. Might wanna listen to him.

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DocBastard 38

Supbabes - There's a difference between giving advice on something and giving MEDICAL advice on something. Medicine happens to be something I know a bit about, so when I see someone here say something factually incorrect about medicine, you better believe I'm going to speak up about it. Do you honestly think I should allow teenagers to spread misinformation to other users here? Didn't think so. Gracehi - I was talking to the commenter above you. :)

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gracehi 31

Oh. Derp. I should have realized that. I guess I was distracted by the duck face. My apologies, sir.

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supbabes 0

91, 98 - so put up a pic of your degree. Like ppl are going to actually listen to medical advice from a website called **** my life? Yeah lemme just change my name to DrShesallthat n put up a pic of me holding some medical tools. I'm a doctor too, internet! Smfh ppl these days.

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DocBastard 38

Supbabes - This is not the first time you've trolled me, so I feel absolutely no desire or need to prove myself to you. If you would like to think that I'm some 17-year old boy eating Cheetos in my parents' basement and claiming to be a doctor, feel free. I think my comments speak for themselves. Your comments speak for themselves as well, but not in exactly the same way, if you catch my drift. Now please **** off. I have better things to do than validating myself to a twit like you.

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andrewthomaschu 1

Thanks gracehi but these are my natural big lucious black lips. And docbastard I have three doctors in the family and I model so I know a bit about skincare. There go I am not a doctor so you may be right. Folliculitis left untreated can escalate into agonizing pustules. Regardless the pores are getting clogged who really cares. Get some f***en Meds!!

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pawzluver 7

Well isn't that just a pain in the ass.

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annie_nk 22

Hemorrhoids are bulging veins inside your butt. Completely different.

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katie887 2

Take shower regularly, they might be abscesses if they hurt, and u might need antibiotics, consider seeing a doctor .

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harkerk87 3

I believe those are hemeroids not acne

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annie_nk 22

For a pleasant afternoon full of delightful pictures, Google hemorrhoids.

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