Dat ass

By Chamorru - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I have so much ass acne that it hurts to sit. FML
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Top comments

Archay 13

I think you need to see a dermatologist

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trollcrusher 17

Take a long, long shower. Everyday. Point the water at your but.

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Comments

DocBastard 38

...it hurts to zit.* Fixed that for you, free of charge.

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XxQuartersxX 14

Lol That was clever

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Regmeister 10

Sweet Jesus... I was trying to enjoy my breakfast.

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sougstad 7

Better practice those hover ***** now!!!!

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Schizomaniac 24

Acne on your ass? We'll call it.. assne. ಠ_ಠ

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Schizomaniac 24

I'm only going to say this once, and this applies to both of you: ಠ_ಠ

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DylansMomma 9

Your comment : That's disgusting...

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gracehi 31

Okay, lady, I gotta ask. Why do you start all of your comments with, "Your comment?" Also, your son was born the very same day my divorce was finalized. That's TWO reasons 2/22/2012 was an awesome day!

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jimmiebob 0

Have to keep ur ass washed

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HKCgrimmjow 15

This truly made my sad life look 10 times better :D thanks

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xrawritsashleyx 11

That was rude. You have made yourself look like an ass hole. How do you feel?

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Taskmaster_fml 13

This is sort of a F everyone's life...F your life for having butt-acne. F our life for having to hear about your butt acne.

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Taskmaster_fml 13

Yeah it is! Haha. The comments about the OP needing to wash their ass more is only making this a bigger FEL because I don't think any of us want to think of this.

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