Scary, Cute and Animals: Definitely memorable

Definitely memorable

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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You deserved it 54 931

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 154

You deserved it 4 810

By AmericanDream - 01/12/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 260

You deserved it 3 836

By anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:07 - United States

Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 583

You deserved it 1 001

By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 641

You deserved it 370

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 257

You deserved it 20 961

Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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You deserved it 4 233

Bastard Bambi busts bumper

By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 745

You deserved it 635

Bad boy

By VtecKickIn - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 218

You deserved it 5 803

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 127

You deserved it 21 762

By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 494

You deserved it 9 210

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:19

At least you'll remember it forever.

you_failed 15

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:19

Wow! That's scary! D: But that's what you get for trying to mess with the wild you hoodlum! :P

Comments

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:46

Wow, how did you ever get in to college?

motero 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:47

don't **** wid bambies family!

donkeyshlong420 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:50

Hahaha what an idiot ydi

Michael9081 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:52

that's what happens when you **** with nature!

Alaylay 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:54

lol thats what you get next time leave the poorbanimal alone. haha

Michael9081 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:55

#10 same here but mine was about 250 yards with a 30-06 to the neck. it was delicious

evilgumibear666 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:55

sweet, sweet vengeance! t(^-^t)

Alaylay 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 16:59

hahah you deserve that next time leave the animals a lone

Sammansix 3

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:02

I'm sure everyone else watching will remember it too.

fthku 13

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:06

I commend you sir. Most people are defined by a certain charactaristic. "This guy's smart" "This guy is nice" But you sir! You and your friend can both proudly pronounce yourselves as both idiots and douchebags. "Hey buddy, look, deer! what could go wrong with chasing a wild animal who can outrun us and has big ass ******* horns?" But I suppose you wouldn't do it if you knew animals DIDNT like being provoked. How could you know, really?