Delusional

By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 00:56 - United Kingdom - March

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML
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kimmi41509 10

What a moron. I know girls who fart, burp, and shit more than a man.

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Yellow_Fish79 11

She's going to really hate motherhood someday.

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fireheart_fml 14

If she's really holding it all in, I wonder when it will all explode out.

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geocayce 7

Not to be a downer if your excited about someone exploding with shit, but usually if a person does that, it just backs up in the body and fills up back the way it came. Gross, I know, but it will most likely will end up in an emergency hospital visit.

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cicpjaky 6

Eats burger and fries, ***** rainbows and leprechaun pocket lint

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littlemsweirdo 12

Wow, sorry but she's an idiot. That is the most stupidest statement ever.

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Rhondaplp 11

Did you ever think maybe she just doesn't want her boyfriend picturing her do that? Doesn't make her stupid it's kind of cute.

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kimmi41509 10

She's just making herself out to seem like a total idiot. Everyone on this earth takes *****, whether anyone wants to know it or not. It's natural and yeah it may not be something you want to smell, witness, etc. but that's why they invented bathrooms, doors, and air freshener sprays.

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riack 2

You got to point out the stupidity of this comment before I did :(. Btw any girl that pretends that they don't poo to be cute is delirious.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Really? Delusional is the new sexy, eh? Well! Some of my ugly friends have just made their way to the top of the list.

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zandalee 19

OMG! Where do these women come from? What the hell? On a brighter note, imagine the fun you are going to have catching her out on her delusions. Too posh to poo.. Lol.

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friedbunnies 9

Allow her the gentleman's courtesy of just pretending to believe her. She doesn't actually intentionally obstruct her bowels, she wants you to only see her at her best. It's sweet.

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tarickman 13

Most women don't want to fart, burp, or take a dump around their boyfriend in the beginning of the relationship. They only want to be seen at their best. Poop isn't sexy well not to most anyway. She sounds normal to me. Heck she is probably hitting the mcdonalds bathroom on the way home!

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Elovena 9

Maybe she finds it embarrassing.

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MCRaddict15 15

It's human nature. Nothing to be embarrassed about.

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gabrayal 10

In the relationship, the girlfriend is alwaysssss right!

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Roevera 14

Apparently my boyfriend never got the memo.

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Bob_Cat_fml 14

Oh shit. Then no one is ever right between my boyfriend and me.

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pmr1990 12

I've figured out a solution to the problem of three of the people above. 62 and 67 break up from their respective douche boyfriends and date 96 and his boyfriend. Then one person will always be right in each relationship. You're welcome ;)

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LennyComa 39

I sent the memo out did he sign up to the mailing list?

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