Delusional

By fmlifetime - 24/10/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML
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perdix 29

She meant when are you due for a heart attack. Tell her, "Before I'm 50," shove a banana up her ass and keel over from the excitement.

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kmfyr 0

Should've said you were doing an experiment in male pregnancy. o_O

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PuNkPrInCeSs_13 0

OMG!!!!! Ive never actually loled at a fml b4!!!! Let alone posted a comment!!!! This is amazing!!!!

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menonpri 0

LOL....oh poor u! if i were'nt at wrk now, i would be actually LOL-ing! u shld hav made a quick return when she said that! hahahaha

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lofc1993 0

Who goes to the shops for just bananas? In fairness you should of told her to mind her own business and **** off :)

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bored690 0

YDI for being fat. Old people always bitch about everyone else being fat. even when they're fat themselves.

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terriibabiiix23 0

hahahaah, thats so freakking funny :D YDI cause your must be so freaking fat that yuh look like a preggo lady ! omfg, this is HILARIOUS !

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ecascio2010 9

lose weight. and how long is your hair?

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Nine001 0

gas:$15.43 Bananas:$3.05 Finding out your fat and look like a female:Priceless.

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bbydoll19 0

did u reply ..." im 6 months pregnant with a baby elaphant.. wanna see its trunk eh"?

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inkblotdrummer 6

I love how he tells us that he's lookin for bananas

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