Delusional

By fmlifetime - 24/10/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML
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perdix 29

She meant when are you due for a heart attack. Tell her, "Before I'm 50," shove a banana up her ass and keel over from the excitement.

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kmfyr 0

Should've said you were doing an experiment in male pregnancy. o_O

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Dys7 3

Ugh...creepy Even if you were pregnant you still don't just go up to them and start touching their belly.

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midnight21 8

I can't wait until I'm pregnant just so I can slap the shit out of people who try to rub my stomach.

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sulitak 27

woman posts "they think I'm pregnant" response as shown by votes: OMG LOSE WEIGHT YDI man posts "I have a big beer gut and someone thought I was pregnant" response as shown by votes :poor dude FYL

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The_9th_Doctor 18

lay off the beer

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doglover100 28

That's creepy if she does that to pregnant women without asking.

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fantasyworld 37

That would be creepy if she did it to actual pregnant women.

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