Kids: Demented

Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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Hair code

By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Emergency haircut

By Anonymous - 26/06/2020 02:02

Today, I told off my crazy sister-in-law after she made my wife cry for putting on weight during lockdown. Then, as I was sleeping in my armchair, the crazy bitch snuck into the house and cut off every single one of my meter-long dreadlocks. Now I got a BALD HEAD. FML

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Bunch of amateurs

By Anonymous - 14/12/2023 18:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Sleep demon

By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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nix1993 41

Monday 17 June 2013 1:27

'Sleepwalk' into her room in a ski-mask whilst wielding a chainsaw. See if she's still smirking then.

chanellgymnast 17

Monday 17 June 2013 1:23

What a bitch.

Comments

Frenchtony 17

Monday 17 June 2013 1:35

Objection ! You have no proof one cannot fetch scissors, cut somebody's hair and smirk while sleepwalking... There is a reasonable doubt !

XxEmiMeowxX 12

Monday 17 June 2013 1:37

Do that to your mom, but only a chunk in the back that she can't see. Bring it up and blame your sister for sleep walking again ;)

fsomelife 26

Monday 17 June 2013 1:39

My bad, I posted basically the same thing right after you -- you got to it while I was writing :)

fsomelife 26

Monday 17 June 2013 1:38

Cut your mom's hair while she's asleep. It will have to have been your sleepwalking sister who did it.

petshark 4

Monday 17 June 2013 1:42

Shave her sleep-walking head and suggest she did it to herself, in her sleep!

mattyiscool123 26

Monday 17 June 2013 3:08

That would be unbelievable, literally

princessAj1 6

Monday 17 June 2013 4:48

Just like sleep walking and cutting off someone's hair.

imwagdc 15

Monday 17 June 2013 2:06

Cut your moms hair and blame it on your sister. I'm sure your mom will have a different reaction then

LissaMccracken 23

Monday 17 June 2013 2:20

Umm, even if she was sleep walking, why shouldn't you be upset?

profoundkisses 18

Monday 17 June 2013 2:20

Sisters are evil

hardwoodfloors 8

Monday 17 June 2013 2:23

Who else read this in a British accent once they saw the word mum

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 17 June 2013 2:26

It's ok, if your sister does it then it must run in the family, so go and "sleepwalk" and cut her shit too.

nightbirdblue 27

Monday 17 June 2013 3:59

I don't think anyone would be impressed by "cutting her shit." That seems like it would be more disgusting for OP than anything else. What would you do with the cut shit later?