Desperate for D

By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia

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Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.

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daydreamer244 13

I don't think your diary appreciated that.

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Bartimaeus 7

It really is sad how much the media necessitates sex and crap on tv and movies and magazines. Especially when it's directed at girls. A lot of people now think they NEED to get laid to be happy. Then they either are depressed or they get herpes. You deserved it though, if you're that unstable and are that much of a media zombie. Make your own life, don't try to live like "everybody else" is.

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

Yeah I know the arrows are there but my screen is messed up and that part of the screen is screwed up. I'm gonna get my iPhone replaced this weekend hopefully.

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xRyanGorox 0

This is fake and your an attention *****.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Wow, now both you and your diary are liars. Congrats! |the kid|

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RuneRifle 22

Now hope your diary doesn't read FML.. now that would be worth writing an FML!

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mofo123 0

You know there are such things as prostitutes out there!

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kutegurl209 0

that's pretty sad...there has to be someone that would do u....right?

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WoolyWhoop 7

PM me, I'll do you. Then you can fill your diary with all kinds of wonderful stuff.

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