Desperate for D

By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia

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Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.

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columbiancoffeei 6

unless this person isnt waiting by choice then tgats a different matter

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kablooey_01 3

who exactly are you trying to fool? ... oh wait..

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rockinroyalty 0

YDI cry me a river. -rolls eyes-

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yankfan89 27

Who still writes in a diary? Stop doing that and go out and meet people. Then you won't have to lie.

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leadman1989 15

I clicked YDI just because of how hard this was to click! Yeah you're basically trying to delude yourself which is what Meg Griffin did. >.

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BloodyMary666 24

That is pathetic. Are u hoping someone reads it and will be impressed?

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