Desperate for D

By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia

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Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.

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mrsthomas88 2

thats really pathetic..

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Enslaved 36

Nope. They posted at the exact same time. They just think similar. (:

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Lenho 26

¿Do you complain too about the audio being very quiet and muffled?

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VickLynx 6

Why would you lie to yourself about getting laid? :S OP needs serious help!

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perdix 29

Now, your diary is blabbing to the other diaries in town what a slutty ***** you are, when you are just a sad, pathetic loser-virgin.

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Doortje 29

And it's telling all the other diaries about OP's sexual escapades!

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StuuPididiot 4

wow, lieing to yourself about getting laid is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard...FYL

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