Kids: Devious

Devious

By rachel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

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You deserved it 3 906

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Rage Quit

By Redsnation - 08/08/2017 05:02

Today, my older brother said that if he beat me in a game of NBA 2k17, he would get to keep my PS4. I beat him so badly that he got angry and destroyed my PlayStation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 787

You deserved it 526

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 819

Judgemental

By ugly - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 411

You deserved it 4 537

Cornered

By blarg - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 214

You deserved it 27 875

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 848

You deserved it 634

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

Family tradition

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up to find both my sisters standing over me. One of them punched me in the balls, then dragged me out of bed by my feet. The other poured a jug of ice cold water over me, while the other kicked me in the balls again, from behind this time. They yelled, "Happy birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 236

You deserved it 127

Unwarranted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 735

You deserved it 16 143

Brothers in arms

By MitchRapp - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother asked me what I want for my birthday, so I said that we could just hang out. He told me I should ask for something more realistic, like a gift card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 550

You deserved it 1 752

Catfishing 101

By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 218

You deserved it 6 305

CaptMurdock 25

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:26

What a brat. Maybe you should show him what a real punch feels like.

da_dork 9

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:26

Wow, I hate when parents never believe you when it involves a younger sibling in tears.

Comments

Royo24 11

Sunday 11 August 2013 4:24

THIS is why I'm glad to be an only child.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 11 August 2013 5:37

Don't your parents have a phone with games if you say no then he could play on theirs...either way you are talking to someone his question is nullified...

tranced_ 45

Sunday 11 August 2013 5:38

you should've said it has no games

pikachulove14 14

Sunday 11 August 2013 5:45

that's what I say lol

fabforever 10

Sunday 11 August 2013 5:38

I have a younger sibling I feel your pain..!

tomgun_fml 16

Sunday 11 August 2013 5:58

What a dollaratk

gAt_d 26

Sunday 11 August 2013 6:22

Ahh fyl op, I have a baby brother that always gets his way as well

PeachiePrincess 16

Sunday 11 August 2013 6:43

I understand completely, I'm an older sibling too. They are master manipulaters (at least I think my little sister is).

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sunday 11 August 2013 7:04

Your brother is a little spoiled brat and needs to have an ass whooping.

aqua_kitty 11

Sunday 11 August 2013 7:13

I'm the oldest and I get in trouble for EVERYTHING I do. But when they hit me, or steal my things (my as in - I paid for them in full with my own money that I earned from my job), and I polietly tell my parents - I get in trouble for "provoking" them and for dobbing. Yet they're allowed to dob on me for even sneezing too 'loud'.