Kids: Devious

Devious

By rachel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

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You deserved it 3 906

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Rage Quit

By Redsnation - 08/08/2017 05:02

Today, my older brother said that if he beat me in a game of NBA 2k17, he would get to keep my PS4. I beat him so badly that he got angry and destroyed my PlayStation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 787

You deserved it 526

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 040

You deserved it 33 820

Judgemental

By ugly - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 537

Cornered

By blarg - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 214

You deserved it 27 875

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 848

You deserved it 634

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

Family tradition

By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I woke up to find both my sisters standing over me. One of them punched me in the balls, then dragged me out of bed by my feet. The other poured a jug of ice cold water over me, while the other kicked me in the balls again, from behind this time. They yelled, "Happy birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 236

You deserved it 127

Unwarranted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 735

You deserved it 16 143

Brothers in arms

By MitchRapp - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother asked me what I want for my birthday, so I said that we could just hang out. He told me I should ask for something more realistic, like a gift card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 551

You deserved it 1 752

Catfishing 101

By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

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You deserved it 6 305

CaptMurdock 25

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:26

What a brat. Maybe you should show him what a real punch feels like.

da_dork 9

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:26

Wow, I hate when parents never believe you when it involves a younger sibling in tears.

Comments

GRgoldfish 19

Sunday 11 August 2013 16:42

$*&%ing A man! I am so sick of hearing of these parents not believing there kids! when I was still living at home I was good kid and my little sister would try to pin just about every thing you could possibly imagine on to me! when my patents fond out they eventually stopped believing her. so its so @#&%ed up that you just take the little brats side. best of luck op

kammii16 4

Sunday 11 August 2013 16:50

Smart kid!! I give him that!

guci101 14

Monday 12 August 2013 2:03

This kid knows how to work the system!

caitlinjadee 8

Monday 12 August 2013 5:49

Little kids and what they can get away with.....

NichEzec 4

Monday 12 August 2013 6:06

but hey, he is the one getting hurt!

whyuacactus 4

Monday 12 August 2013 9:26

Gah, I hate it when kids freaking do that shit

ssvaghasia 5

Monday 12 August 2013 15:23

lol i used to do stuff like this when i was young. And the funny part is that my parents believed me too over my brother

smartjaguargurl 17

Tuesday 13 August 2013 7:23

This makes me so glad I'm an only child...

jadevv 12

Wednesday 14 August 2013 14:48

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Alyxi 20

Thursday 15 August 2013 2:14

I have to step daughters and they get like this So often. Thankfully they both have their little tells (one, for some strange reason, has an itchy right hand when she lies and the other always chews her bottom lip on the left side as well as can only look me in the eyes without smiling when she's lying...e have no idea why but it's one of her tells). As for me and my brother, if there as a fight we Both just got into trouble no matter who did what. We learned real quick to just stay out of eachother's way, now we're the best of friends (admittedly i'm in my 30's and he's in his 20's now)