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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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AReasonToBitch 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:54

loser

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:54

That act will make the girl you are a stalker or possibly a pervo kidnapper. Dont follow girls with your vehicle.

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Pyrokid 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 23:31

OP, I guess it's back to Palma for a while, eh?

mell_bell_017 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 0:35

nice :)

ppzh_08 4

Sunday 27 June 2010 1:21

Oh wow u totally impressed her now, didn't u? I bet she was all amazed and excited...NOT! U just succeeded at giving her the biggest ego boost u can imagine, she will never think look at twice now!!

BallinJ 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 1:49

hahaha. idiots like u make me laugh. wat are u 16? trying to imitate those jerk off fast and furious movies?

nekonekic 2

Sunday 27 June 2010 2:54

You are an idiot.

Anne94_fml 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 4:15

the lesson for today? If you're an idiot (take you for instance) never try to impress anyone, otherwise you'll end up looking like a moron.

Mer1986 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 4:57

Chicks don't dig sweet driving maneuvers. We like things that are a little more substantial--LIKE INTELLIGENCE and non-douchebag moved. YDI for the EPIC FAIL.

Nukey 2

Sunday 27 June 2010 5:01

OH MY GOD A U-TURN THAT'S THE MOST SEXIEST THING I EVER HEARD OF I BET SHE WANTED TO HUMP YOUR FACE AFTER THAT BRO-DAWG!

e_pi_i_plus1 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 5:30

Wow, ur awesome, I wish I could do a U-turn. Then all the girls would be SUPER impressed by me. OP's idea of what attracts women makes me laugh. Also reminds me of the Top Gear episode where they had to do a "hand brake turn" in their cars "perfect for a 17 year old". Jeremy Clarkson: "look at James, he's so rediculous, can't even do a proper hand brake turn, and i've heard he hasn't got a penis"

e_pi_i_plus1 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 5:35

yeah, that's how i want my relationship to start off Dumbass: Ow, dat hurtz my brain wit teh whole hitting stuff thing! Girl: oh my goodness! are you okay!? I hope your awesome honda civic will survive! Dumbass: Yeah, it will be okay, i've crashed plenty with it... It's super fast, and my parents paid for it. (no it isn't, and, yes they probably did) Girl: That's cool, I like douchebag guys who drive crappy cars as if they are awesome tuners/sports cars/muscle cars protip: if your car is nice, you don't have to show off. The fact that OP showed off, suggests he hasn't got a nice car, but he's convinced himself he has.