Intimacy: Dirty mind

Dirty mind

By wow - 14/03/2013 15:43 - United States - Gilbert

Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

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You deserved it 7 205

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Same thing different taste

By Alycat - 08/07/2017 14:29

Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML

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By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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You deserved it 7 035

Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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You deserved it 335

By honey, no boo-boo - 12/11/2014 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 211

You deserved it 5 579

By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 19:01 - Netherlands - Herkenbosch

Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML

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You deserved it 6 678

By wronged - 08/07/2011 08:41 - Singapore

Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 7 876

By inlovewithstupid - 04/09/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML

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You deserved it 17 304

Unreasonable

By ImConfused - 29/05/2023 00:02

Today, my husband demanded I delete all my male friends/contacts except family members. All this because I texted one of my male friends, “Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.” According to him, “One thing leads to another then next thing you know you both are in bed fucking like rabbits.” FML

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You deserved it 289

So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 7 104

Not sure that's how it works

By Julisna - 16/09/2021 20:00

Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML

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You deserved it 328

malkavian_mad 13

Thursday 14 March 2013 18:58

I would dump him.

jgriff79 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:00

He seen it on the Internet. It MUST be true!

Comments

BLACKSAGE 4

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:18

Im sorry but i kind of find this funny lol, your bf is still a dumbass though

lowshadows 21

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:19

why not just invite him to the sleepover?

razzledazzle21 23

Friday 15 March 2013 4:26

She shouldn't feel like she has to do that. Looks like he needs to learn to give her some space and stop being so insecure.

akiahara 14

Friday 15 March 2013 20:43

Because sausage doesn't go with sushi. It ruins the party.

nikhilambhorkar 24

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:21

Well he is a dumbass for sure!

alexafml 5

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:27

I guess he thinks one of your friends has *Janice Ian voice* A BIG, LESSSBIAN CRUSH ON YOU!!!!!

Dawnxxoo 11

Friday 15 March 2013 8:49

i just love Mean Girls

Namenlos_fml 20

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:31

The silver lining in all this is that if he ever asks for a threesome, just insist you'd never, ever consider cheating on him, and leave it at that.

Spottedfeather 7

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:35

Unless you're under 12 years old, what are you doing having a sleepover ?

JaneChemi_fml 21

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:50

my boyfriend and I have sleep overs all the time. and not the sexual ones. we build forts, bake stuff, watch movies, the likes. its fun

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:53

Sleepover: you get to hang out with your friends, stay as late as you like with no constraints on getting home, there's cake and sweets and video games... seriously, I still go to sleepovers with my friends and I'm in my early 20s. They're fun.

musiciangirl591 16

Friday 15 March 2013 3:52

sleepovers, they are awesome! stay up late, watch scary movies, eat junk food, maybe sleep a little, i'm 20 and i still enjoy them :)

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:46

Tell him you will dump him first, if he wont stop fapping to lesbos on **** hub and then confusing fantasy with reality.

mattorama 15

Thursday 14 March 2013 19:48

Birthday sleepover? What are you, 10?

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 20:09

Your boyfriend is an immature, insecure idiot. If he can't trust you with girls I can only imagine how he is when you are around guys at work or school. Pretty soon he will be isolating you from everyone. Without trust, there is no relationship.