Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Dirty talk

Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 22/07/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, while having sex for our first time, my boyfriend decided to test out a theory he heard about, that conversation during sex makes it more enjoyable. His way of doing it? He looked me straight in the eye and asked, "How 'bout them Brewers?" We're from Wisconsin. That's our local sports team. FML

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Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML

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By JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States

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By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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Sexy talk

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML

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By missingcharlie - 17/08/2009 02:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML

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bmadd 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 12:08

don't act like you didn't enjoy it

nateball 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 13:31

Yeah, that sounds like a Wisconsin person. he should have been doing you in the ass and said how about them Packers. now then it wood have made sense.

Comments

sexxynerd 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 21:50

OP there are much worse things he could have said.

zach55 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 22:01

they're doing good. that made me sooooo horny-let's have sex :D

myyprincessxo 4

Thursday 22 July 2010 22:38

Go Brewers! (:

heyitsbrii 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:15

oh lovley,what a turn on..

heyitsbrii 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:15

oh lovley,what a turn on..

giebs22 6

Friday 23 July 2010 0:17

FYI, you don't have to say "We're from Wisconsin" in your FML. It shows up right below your post. Also, most of America knows that the Brewers are from Wisconsin, so you could have shortened that up a lot.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 23 July 2010 1:44

I'm American and I didn't know that. I should pay more attention to sports. Baseball is rather boring, though.

zach55 0

Friday 23 July 2010 2:37

it is isn't it?

boatkicker 4

Friday 23 July 2010 2:50

Woah. I hadn't heard anything about the Brewers in AGES! Probably just me though. I pay more attention to the American League, so they just haven't come up in..... well... probably since I decided I was going to memorize the names of all the teams, back when I was like, 10.