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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 183
You deserved it 5 663

Same thing different taste

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#15. she might have that happen, but you then you shall choke to death on a potato chip. oh. and for your "ruining every relationship" comment to her, sadly most people do this anyway at some point in time. If we didn't. wouldn't we all be married to the first person we met?

Monikabug 9

@15 Did it ever occur to you that maybe she doesn't want a MAN in her life? Whether or not you meant your statement to be an insult or not, it certainly was rude.

Blackiechan85 0

honey. you need to have sex with me. if he was on top, it's a damn shame on his part. but for you, just get comfortable with me and you'll turn into the freak that's inside of you. you'll get so comfortable you won't care what you sound like or what you look like. you'll just **** my brains out. just rock the boat use your hips and get into it. think about the **** that's inside of you. and get a new boyfriend. me ;)

sergio50150 0

Seriously, what the f*** is up with all the retarded people on here unable to use quotation marks correctly?! Fail, OP.

op. life will go on, unless you commit suicide, but anyway..... find a better guy. One that will actually be there for you without complaining about stupid shit, especially if he wanted to have sex, then he can't bitch.... you put out for him. congrats for dating a self righteous ass

dunnojonathan 0

Snickerdoodles, some people hide a part of themselves until they get you in bed..you won't always know how someone is...sorry that happened OP, I say dump him though..unless he decides to man up and quit being a jerk

what I wanna know is... why after all that, the one place she thinks to go is her computer and complain to a fml website....