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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 183
You deserved it 5 663

Same thing different taste

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I really hope you didn't actually dress him. If you guys were at your place, assuming he probably lives at home and has mommy issues, you probably weren't at his, you should have taken his clothing, tossed it out the nearest window and told him to go home so his mommy can dress him. You're not the same chick who posted the FML about the husband who was going to leave her if she didn't obey his mommy are you?

Dump the boy ASAP. Sex is not boring or bad besides it takes two. If he wants a pro let him hire one!

imdeborah 0

I agree with snickerdoodles. YDI for having sex with him if you knew he was somewhat like that.

Some people really do fail at sex... However, the mature thing to do would have been to discuss his sexual dissatisfaction with you.

holy shit you must be horrible in bed..for a guy to actually bitch and whine about it like a ******* 2 year old..which is a pretty asshole thing to do ..but still maybe you kind of deserve it? yes

Dump that immature douchebag and get a real mature man.

Giorgio272 2

sounds like your terrible. learn to please your man. bake him some cookies while he is doing you from behind. then sing Michael Jackson - smooth criminal in full acepela style bitch.

Squeezeit 0

I am so sick of hearing fml's of women being treated like garbage and not even a hint of self respect. WTF is wrong with you, ladies? why are you dating a chauvanist, disrespectful slimebag in the first place? so was putting his pants on supposed to "teach you a lesson" about providing him bad sex? there are so many things wrong with that question I don't even know where to begin. first of all, how are you solely responsible for an act that takes two people?

Yeah! Why do girls go for assholes? I don't get it, it seems to be more and more common. Some guys don't get how to treat girls, but that doesn't mean that we should put up with it - they can find the girls who don't deserve the really nice guys. However if she was just letting him do all the work she half deserved it. However him requesting you dress him was just wrong. If he was a long term boyfriend he should've tried telling you more gently how to improve.

Kockdiesel 0

I'll **** you without complaining.