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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By Samantha K - 19/10/2020 20:08

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 633

You deserved it 210

Orders

By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML

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You deserved it 9 165

Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 544

You deserved it 4 410

Poor performance dude

By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 055

You deserved it 4 236

Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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You deserved it 69 173

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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You deserved it 3 464

By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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You deserved it 5 688

Creepy

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 21:22 - Canada

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

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You deserved it 50 954

By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 407

You deserved it 3 138

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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You deserved it 8 384

daniisme 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:07

deuche much?

lynsieloowho 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:08

wow. kick him in the nards

Comments

fatalkiss 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 21:02

five year olds complain about sex? hmmm...

missvee98324 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 21:28

these ones are always funny

hate2love3434 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 21:54

snickerdoodles, to me you're like the Simon of FML's. Stop getting on this app and trying to ride on peoples lifes when you probobly can't take care of your own you bitch

picturescrazy 24

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:16

This was one of those rare gems that actually made me laugh out loud.

cuntwaffle 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:22

ew 5 years dont have sex! you ped-ah-phile!!

carolinacrown 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:26

lol whatah dick.

rachellinzay 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:28

what a dick

tokintot07 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:13

hahahahahaha. I just laughed. that's great

thetink 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:15

here is the problem: all hot guys are mean all nice guys are ulgy and all mice and hot guys are gay

DGross 8

Friday 12 March 2010 5:19

#134 I was going to disagree with you but then I read: "and all mice and hot guys are gay" and starting laughing... best spelling mistake ever :-P oh yea... I still disagree with you... "hot" nice guys exist, they are just harder to find then most. Then again, I think it's equally hard to find a "hot" nice woman...so there :-P

BbYhRtLsS 0

Friday 12 March 2010 8:57

Oh Woah! that's not always true. I've meet a lot of nice guys that were good looking and NOT gay. Most females just tend to go for the rebel guy and then complain about it.