Transportation: DMV blues

DMV blues

By driver - 06/01/2010 14:55 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 550

You deserved it 2 824

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By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 694

You deserved it 27 291

By faye - 14/02/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 067

You deserved it 6 015

Checked out

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

I agree, your life sucks 339

You deserved it 1 010

Red tape

By christian_slate - 24/12/2023 09:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, the DMV told me I had to pay a $39 "renewal" fee for a mistake they made. After over an hour of waiting, they printed a license without a Real ID star like my previous one. Then they tried to blame me for not asking for one. I didn't have time to resolve this two weeks ago, and now Pennsylvania says it's my fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 559

You deserved it 99

Bad boys, bad boys…

By Joey Soprano - 18/08/2020 02:06

Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 274

You deserved it 544

By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 008

You deserved it 24 590

By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:30 - Canada - Delta

Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 540

You deserved it 4 878

By dmvsucks - 13/09/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 626

You deserved it 3 090

Bunch of bankers

By skippydoda - 25/06/2019 12:35

Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 716

You deserved it 152

Push!

By sabadaba - 19/06/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 916

You deserved it 3 312

me5 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:17

The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!

sucks2_beyou 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:16

haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)

Comments

starburst7596 14

Tuesday 29 March 2011 7:09

I would say I totally agree your life sucks. but the government says you're dead so....

I_Am_Blacklight 2

Wednesday 25 May 2011 4:04

Dude... That's insane... O.O

chris274 8

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:59

Say your a zombie :D

bassoonist527 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 23:01

Why are you putting this on FML if you are dead?

guitardude728 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 14:00

just how does this happen

727Aaron727 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:33

I don't think they cam give a ticket to a dead mam, so why do you need a license

Jaytext1 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:46

Hey I live there

Wolfs_babygirl 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 12:33

That's pretty freakin' awesome...

mylifepwnz 0

Friday 19 August 2011 5:30

LOL

anton4223 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:05

Lol, what was your C.O.D?

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You deserved it 4 295

Today, I went out to dinner with a cute, funny, smart, amazing girl. Or at least I thought she was cute, until she started coughing after her meal. She explained that she coughs after she eats. Can you say dealbreaker? FML

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You deserved it 727

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Today, I was sick during the night and had to puke. I had no bucket or trashcan nearby, so I ended up puking on the floor. However, because it was so dark, I didn't notice my cat lying in the exact spot where I puked. She was not amused, giving me the mother of all death glares before she started puking herself. FML

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You deserved it 145

Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML

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You deserved it 3 622

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I agree, your life sucks 50 113

You deserved it 4 257

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 114

You deserved it 5 990

Today, I gave my friend a $5 VR set that I purchased from the dollar store for Christmas. I received a $60 gift card. Later, I realized I left the receipt in the package. FML

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You deserved it 6 200

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You deserved it 4 003

DMV blues

Same thing different taste

DMV blues

Checked out

Red tape

Bad boys, bad boys…

Bunch of bankers

Push!

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