Food and Animals: Doggy dog world

Doggy dog world

By badwolf - 04/09/2012 20:34 - United States

Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was, when I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML

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By Anja - 05/07/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML

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By Pups4Cups - 26/10/2016 12:43

Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By g'day cunt - 26/08/2012 18:27 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By toadface - 04/08/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML

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By conbon123 - 29/04/2013 07:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By ihatedogs - 22/06/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my brother came down to my house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of my sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. FML

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angiemarie96 25

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:43

Try hot sauce instead?

shellz102 12

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:42

That happened to me once, it's disgusting!

Comments

karen1991 15

Wednesday 5 September 2012 1:42

Kill it...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 5 September 2012 4:59

You monster!

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 5 September 2012 1:45

vinegar, dumbass

Hiphuray4peas 27

Wednesday 5 September 2012 2:06

There are other products out there worth trying... like cayenne pepper. Plus, discourage it when you discover your dog doing it and then give large rewards for chewing on appropriate items.

pmadNess 16

Wednesday 5 September 2012 2:08

Tried this myself in the past. It worked when each time caught the dog chewing sprayed directly into her mouth. It stopped quickly. Also, cayenne pepper works wonders!

RabidLimaBeans 16

Wednesday 5 September 2012 2:15

Rolled, up newspaper, open hand, switch, ruler? Works all the time. . .And let the name-calling, insults, and down-thumbing commence

RabidLimaBeans 16

Wednesday 5 September 2012 2:17

Damn it!! Improperly placed comma!! I apologize fellow grammar Nazis

missababgaga 19

Wednesday 5 September 2012 2:21

I just got some bitter apple spray for the baby ferret we just purchased, because she has been a biting nusince since we got her. It didn't do a whole lot to help with the biting, and it smells pretty awful.