Food and Animals: Doggy dog world

Doggy dog world

By badwolf - 04/09/2012 20:34 - United States

Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was, when I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML

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By Anja - 05/07/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML

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By Pups4Cups - 26/10/2016 12:43

Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By g'day cunt - 26/08/2012 18:27 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By toadface - 04/08/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML

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By conbon123 - 29/04/2013 07:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By ihatedogs - 22/06/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my brother came down to my house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of my sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. FML

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angiemarie96 25

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:43

Try hot sauce instead?

shellz102 12

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:42

That happened to me once, it's disgusting!

Comments

77777771 12

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:49

OP's name fits the situation.

melons 44

Wednesday 5 September 2012 1:05

That's probably why they chose it...

lovepandorasaver 11

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:52

and here I thought having a sandwich after any task was great...

sougstad 7

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:53

That would be why we wash our hands before we eat. As for your dog, it's time to get him a pen

graffitied_love 20

Wednesday 5 September 2012 1:16

Exactly, wash your hands! You would have thought it was pounded into every person's brain after going through elementary school

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:53

Your puppy is probably teething. Lots and lots of chew toys until your puppy is trained better.(:

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:54

Puppies can be difficult. Don't worry, hopefully he will grow out of it, and you can have spray free sandwiches again :) Happy training, OP!

courtz94 24

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:54

Puppies are hard to train. Keep trying and do more research on your dog breed.

stephiijo 15

Wednesday 5 September 2012 7:27

Honestly puppies aren't hard to train. You just need to be consistent and patient and they'll be perfectly trained. I've used the same techniques on quite a few dog breeds and they work out fine.

tjsc831 0

Wednesday 5 September 2012 18:09

Agreed

Mifflicious 18

Wednesday 5 September 2012 19:15

Puppies are hard to train if you don't know anything about dogs. My puppy is in the middle of the tooth-thingy, and as soon as he tries to chew on something he can't chew on, I tell him to stop. After a couple of times, he knows it's forbidden and believe it or not - none of or furniture, mats or anything has been damaged. Then again, he's also a smart dog.

courtz94 24

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:03

Some dogs are hard to train. I've had a few that are hard to train so I had to do more research. Some breeds are harder to train than others because some are more stubborn than others.

mrnuleef 7

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:54

Look up alternatives or enjoy the uber cuteness of your puppy chewing on things!

desireev 17

Tuesday 4 September 2012 23:55

Tobasco sauce is what I used with my puppy! Dilute it with water and spray it on floor level stuff. That way it's not too hot and it won't stain! Good luck! :)