You could always try the coins in a can trick. However, I will warn you that there is a 50% chance that your dog will shit all over the floor in fright.

Sounds like he's teething. Been said many times already but lots of toys. Raw hides are great too. And play time. A tired puppy is a happy puppy. I gave my lab ice cubes. He loves them. He's only chewed up a wood boot rack, shoelace ends and one dog bed.

That puppy is bored. Bring home toys in which you can put (and actually do) a treat inside. When you find your puppy bitting the furniture put him in his carrier or a playpen. Don't caress or give treats while he or her is in there. But remember, the puppy is bored!

Ghost peppers do the trick or if you think it's excessive use something a little weaker

You need to soak the table with it, my dog did the same thing

you just gotta hope you dont accidently get it in their eyes that would burn like hell

You need to condition the dog first, spray a good amount straight into his mouth first. He will fight it but it part of the procedure

get a kong. it's good for teething and you can put treats in them so that they are obsessed with getting the treat out and pay attention to nothing else.

I love your pic. *Patrick Star*

Try mint