Dogsbody
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By aaannnddd there goes my boner - 28/11/2013 22:03 - United Kingdom
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Sounds like you don't want to work, either.
Lunch is a sin. Taking a break is a sin. ********** is a sin.
Keywords
"If I chose to quit right now, is that going to be an inconvenience to you? It will?! Oh my! ... I quit."
It'll be even more inconvenient when you waste away and they have to do your job anyway.