Don't ass-u-me

By yoyo22 - 05/12/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my friend on vacation. We were playing Marco Polo in the ocean and I was Marco. I thought I heard my friend, so I lunged forward and grabbed her. Too bad it wasn't my friend, it was an old guy in a pink speedo, and I grabbed his butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 992
You deserved it 9 431

Same thing different taste

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TiniMartini 0

Marco Polo in the ocean? Really? Even if you guys had the beach to yourselves (which you obviously didn't), you'd still have to worry about rip tides, wild animals, etc. Keep it in the pool. YDI.

CarterColbie 4

Ew. Lol, I would have been scarred for life.

Hmm...how exactly do you play Marco Polo? I've always heard about it but never really understood it...lol.

Sabbalabba1992 3

It's kind of like tag. A group of people are in a pool and there is a person who is it. That person has their eyes closed and is trying to tag the others. The person who is it says Marco and everyone else says Polo so the person who is it can find them.

Ah right, ok, thanks :) I've always kinda wondered. lol.

youthink_fml 0

YDI for playing marco polo. How ******' annoying to everyone else around. Shut the **** up!

First of all, why the hell would you be playing Marco Polo? That is unless you're 12...wouldn't surprise me though with half of the FMLs listed here. Secondly, Marco Polo should be played in a backyard pool, not in the ocean full of strangers...******* moron!

Professor59 2

Today, I was in the ocean in my pink Speedo. I cut in front of this teenaged bimbo with her eyes closed and she groped me. I knew it would all pay off someday! IMMD

Agree with #9... that is why you only play Marco Polo in pools and not in the ocean. duh.

JustGines 0

If the person yelling Marco, is Polo, and the person screaming Polo, is Marco, wouldn't that mean he's not screaming his own name?