Don't do this to me

By backtosquareone - 04/10/2011 05:22 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
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alexiiiis09 0

Yikes. That's why you should break up with someone in private

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saIty 17

Operation make a scene in front of a crowd of people, to get girlfriend back, always works.

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WhitneyRuinous 6

Do you really think crying in public was exciting for him? Only for a "joke"? Bitch Move.

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bertoelmexicano 6

I hope he was not kidding when he broke up with you after this

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khaya 9

Take him camping, break up with him and then leave him with a map and a bottle of water and drive away.

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Btreasure 8

I agree your life sucks but now your gonna have to do this again and then what it'll ne better the 2nd time around?? I think nooo.

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Provi90 0

Real bitch move there. He obviously cares about you. If you're not happy, break up in private.

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jaredofmo 22

If he's going to react like that, you shouldn't have lied. YDI.

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perdix 29

Congrats on your upcoming nuptials. I'm sure one of you will be very happy. After this, I think you won't have the balls to dump the guy or kill him, so the only way forward is marriage. I'll bring a garlic press to the wedding as my gift, so don't register for one.

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