Sex, Dogs, Parents and Intimacy: Don't look!

Don't look!

By Garfield - 21/01/2016 04:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

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Same thing different taste

By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Lock it up

By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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By ash - 04/01/2011 21:09 - United States

Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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UserOfTheMind 24

Thursday 21 January 2016 15:13

He's trying to preserve what little innocence was left in the puppy.

MagicCookie 2

Thursday 21 January 2016 15:58

or when people knock and then enter immediately

Comments

Railroader 16

Thursday 21 January 2016 21:32

The point to take a way is don't have sex in your parents house at all.

a_pretty_potato 14

Thursday 21 January 2016 21:56

Never get try to freaky when your parents at home.

Subcontinent 14

Thursday 21 January 2016 22:04

Unless you're old enough and have a good enough relationship with your parents that they know you're ready for that and they know and like your boyfriend in which case there's not really a problem as long as you keep the noise down! sorry but people always say that you shouldn't have sex in your parents house and really, when you're ready to lose your virginity or whatever isn't it better to do it somewhere safe than have to hide somewhere to avoid your parents?

cameowhitten 12

Thursday 21 January 2016 23:12

who has sex when their parents are home? why wouldn't you wait or go somewhere else?

isaak_sanchez 18

Thursday 21 January 2016 23:49

Lmao!!

Oyas12 14

Friday 22 January 2016 3:24

you must've been doing doggystle

Rainyknights22 16

Friday 22 January 2016 3:42

That. Is. Hilarious lol that dog don't care about what's going on, that dog wants to play haha

gamernation89 10

Friday 22 January 2016 6:21

That is so awkward but why not just lock the door so you know their is no chance of that happening and if you do not have a lock I suggest getting one