Sex, Dogs, Parents and Intimacy: Don't look!

Don't look!

By Garfield - 21/01/2016 04:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

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You deserved it 3 899

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Same thing different taste

By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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You deserved it 32 903

By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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You deserved it 4 844

Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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You deserved it 10 158

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 198

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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You deserved it 23 272

Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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You deserved it 114

Lock it up

By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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You deserved it 41 811

What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 34 946

By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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You deserved it 10 919

By ash - 04/01/2011 21:09 - United States

Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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You deserved it 14 852

UserOfTheMind 24

Thursday 21 January 2016 15:13

He's trying to preserve what little innocence was left in the puppy.

MagicCookie 2

Thursday 21 January 2016 15:58

or when people knock and then enter immediately

Comments

amberdea404 28

Friday 22 January 2016 17:55

I hate how disrespectful children are. To have sex in your parents, or boyfriend's parents house is disrespectful. You are too young to have sex if you are doing it in a space that you should respect.

withered 30

Saturday 5 May 2018 18:45

How is having intimacy with your partner disrespectful? "Oh, you're having a loving, sexually active relationship IN MY HOUSE?! HOW DARE YOU!" I guess I disrespect my landlord all the time. I might ask him for permission to have sex, ask which positions are respectable, the locations of the apartment where I can have it and time when I can have it.

napoleod 8

Friday 22 January 2016 19:22

And that's why you never **** when you're not home alone

BaDoomes 4

Friday 22 January 2016 20:46

I don't know... this seems a little fake. He covered the dog's eyes? Like really?

jelrid 30

Friday 22 January 2016 21:14

In what way we're you getting freaky?

willsnow18 11

Friday 22 January 2016 21:26

I had sex in my girlfriends grandparents house. that is when I was dating her

urbanbigfoot 20

Saturday 23 January 2016 4:49

Seems to me like he was tryin to sneak a peek for himself.

serious789 15

Saturday 23 January 2016 12:10

A puppy shouldn't see that. Had to keep its innocence

Rozay333 36

Saturday 23 January 2016 14:43

what if the door didnt have a lock?

Madissoni 14

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:42

I don't think Ydi, some doors don't have locks (mine). Although his dad should've knocked it will be a funny story in the future. I've never had someone walk in during that although I've had close encounters. It's terrifying at first but is pretty funny a week or two later