Sex, Dogs, Parents and Intimacy: Don't look!

Don't look!

By Garfield - 21/01/2016 04:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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Lock it up

By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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By ash - 04/01/2011 21:09 - United States

Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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UserOfTheMind 24

Thursday 21 January 2016 15:13

He's trying to preserve what little innocence was left in the puppy.

MagicCookie 2

Thursday 21 January 2016 15:58

or when people knock and then enter immediately

Comments

interesting33 36

Thursday 21 January 2016 19:01

I would be very upset the Dad didn't leave or cover his own eyes. Regardless of whether it is deemed okay for them to be 'getting freaky' in the parents' house, I think the Dad had no right to keep looking if they were undressed.

cheeky_booty 11

Thursday 21 January 2016 19:20

So what he stayed and watched??

schreibergx93 19

Thursday 21 January 2016 19:23

'Cover your eyes Lassie!' Poor dog tbh.

FranckGonzalz 16

Thursday 21 January 2016 19:26

He knew that the dog just wasn't ready

loueasy 23

Thursday 21 January 2016 19:26

YDI for getting freaky while his dad was home

nattlecakes 19

Thursday 21 January 2016 19:31

My bedroom door doesn't have a lock. Theirs may not have had one either.

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 21 January 2016 19:41

Based on the use of the term "getting freaky," I assume you were trying some kinky stuff. Maybe he wanted to watch but didn't want to traumatize the dog.