Don't make me choose

By Ames - 23/05/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
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You deserved it 9 053
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kellster 2

Never make someone choose between you and the pet they probably had before they knew you, and who will still love them after your relationship ends. Either take some antihistimines and deal with it, or accept defeat now.

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Hermyoni 0

That's pretty harsh but I wouldn't call this a FML unless he continually gets out of bed in the middle of the night to sleep with the cat.

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omglyktotally78 0

At least your boyfriend likes pussy. Just not girls it seems like. I think he's crazy but that's just my opinion. Is he the type of guy who rather play a popular video game than have sex? If so then ylif, if not then it could be a toss up. Well maybe it still is cuz he seems to be more into his cat than you.

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mattmag 0

I was once offered the chance to sleep on a couch with two hot girls or sleep in a room full of cats. I chose the cats. I think I like your boyfriend.

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j1026 0

Hahah it would have been a real FML if he would have left you because he loved the cat more or he made YOU go to the spare room! Lol.

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kelther 0

haha i'd probably do something like that... but it would mean that he isn't comfortable sleeping with you

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shameonmedude 0

I think cats are the most worthless pieces of shit ever. Why the **** would anyone want one? Much less a ****** dude, I've never heard of a guy who has a cat. The call it a pussy for a reason. He must be a ****** **** who hasn't come out of the closet yet...what the hell other kind of justification would there be for owning a damn worthless ass cat? Cats are like soccer balls but more fun to kick. Haha. **** cats and **** your gay boyfriend for having a cat!

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Sportsfan86 3

I put that you deserved that one. Dating someone that picks a cat over you... #69: oh god.

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live_and_learn 0

It's because of you, ya know...If you weren't allergic, he wouldn't have to keep the cat in a different room and you two could sleep together.

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southparkfan92 0

hahaha diagnosed with allergies.. u make no sense.. plus in a weird way..thts nice he cares for the cat..

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qwertyuiop8989 0

Looks like he chose a different kind of pussy.

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