Health: Don't touch me

Don't touch me

By squishyboy - 26/05/2009 08:23 - New Zealand

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By lalala - 18/07/2010 04:02 - Philippines

Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By sunshine - 29/06/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my uncle after six months. The first thing he says to me is, 'I didn't even recognize you! You've gained so much weight.' Gee thanks uncle. Just what I wanted to hear. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:20

I LOVE SQUISHY PEOPLE! they are, no joke, the BEST to hug. and i loooove just leaning on them(: they are so motherly. minus the screaming...

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Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:10

She was trying to be nice, but it didn't work out.

Comments

bipolarchipmunk 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:38

AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

ell1609 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:45

1: thats stupid, doesnt make sense and isnt even slightly funny op yeh that sucks ignore everyone whos rude on here, its sometimes hard to lose weight but you should give it a go if its effecting your self-esteem

QiScorpion 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:45

how is this an FML? Seriously, she's saying she LIKES hugging you! that's a GOOD thing! If you're that upset about your weight, take up jogging or something.

DreMaMa 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 20:47

Tell her if she rather see something else fat and hard.

hollyHURR 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:04

So does it matter you've put on a few pounds as long as you're still healthy and people love you anyway? :3

fortunesque 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:06

Squishy isn't bad... LOTS of women love teddy bear types. Don't get down on yourself about it. Seriously.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:11

Yeah, do a pull-up or sit-up once in a while. Skip lunch, or have a salad. I have no remorse for whiners that complain about their self-image, when they are the ones that have complete control over it. Unless you have some kind of weird thighroid (sp?) condition, buck-up and do something about it. Also, win to all mentioning the fact she LIKES hugging you, how is that SOOO bad really? You're being too sensitive.