Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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ICastillo 24

Hey, at least he tried to put it out, but your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.

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DCvRkey2012 7

"The hair was drenched by the allure of bong water, battling the flames as they steadily grew higher" I hope someone gets this reference. lol Johnny cash ftw

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kouklistax3 2

And it burns burns burns

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ZDR 11

..well, on the bright side ur not completely bald! (I hope not)

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SarahBearrra 4

He probably lit it on fire, because he was high as f*ck

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perdix 29

Did he at least let the water out of the bong before using it to put out the fire?

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seeb49 7

I don't think she willingly allowed her hair to be lit on fire or have bong water poured over it.

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RedCamaro10 0

I do believe that would justify branding him with "Ex" status.

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nofearjenshere 12

For trying to put out the fire on her head? Seems like he was being a good boyfriend.

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jannielovesjack 0

42, OP's boyfriend put out the fire after HE set her hair on fire. I don't think a good boyfriend would put a flame near your head.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

157 - there are these things called "accidents"...

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jannielovesjack 0

Well 179 if it was an accident I don't believe this would be on FML.....

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SkoomaKi 27

He was just trying to get high off your burning hair.

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hahauRrcool 0

Yoouuu can't get high off burning hair.

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Z03y 7

That sounds like something Jake (two and a half men) would do...

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OfficeNinja 5

When your hair is on fire - any water that puts the fire out is good.

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aznbiznitch666 4

even bong water? that litterally smells like sh*t..

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HairyPunisher 27

I'd like to know more about what led to your hair being lit on fire.

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sportcrazychick4 7

She couldn't light the bong so he was doing it for her and then her hair got in the way...

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I_heart_sex 1

What were the two of you doing in the first place? Fire and bong = setup for trouble.

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MissMae93 23

Really? Then why do you use fire (ex. a lighter) to light the bowl of weed? Strange...

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I_heart_sex 1

Fire + bong + high as a kite = problems.

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MissMae93 23

54 - You completely missed the point.

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charvisioku 22

You're doing it wrong, mate... What you MEANT was: fire+bong+high as a kite=epic night. No need to thank me.

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