Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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ICastillo 24

Hey, at least he tried to put it out, but your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.

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ZombieXgirlFrend 12

Your hair should really be out of the way when you're getting high or around people who are getting high and dont know how to use lighters otherwise this will happen often. Just a little tip for next time

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MissMae93 23

Ponytails are a female stoner's best friend.

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reddudeover 2

Females aren't the only ones capable of having long lusterous hair. *Flips bodacious locs from left to right

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pagullarka 9

#61 do you have a video where we can see your performance. :)

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MissMae93 23

Sorry, 77, how silly of me! :) Yes, and males with long, luscious locks!

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pagullarka 9

#61 do you have a video on YouTube or Somewhere, we can see you perform.

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stud68Camaro 0

They can leave their hair down but keep the lighter out of the hands or stupid people

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xactownife 7

Sounds like you were both smoking marijuana... YDI

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ILoveMyXbox 0

We've got a world genius here, folks..

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NNR 0

Is your boyfriend a juggalo because that's something we would do Whoop Whoop

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DocBastard 38

And this is something to be proud of? And something to whoop over? There's a reason that everyone except juggalos thinks that juggalos are morons.

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sadistmonkey 19

Pretty sure he was trying to mock juggalos with that comment.

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j_cat187 19

Juggalos are people to; mostly made up of rednecks that steal shit, talk shit and are obsessed with ICP. They wish they where as hard as the Arian brotherhood.

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gabe_broida 2

That's ******* hilarious a great use for bong water

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pagullarka 9

Smoking bong, now we have no more questions :)

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debbster7 18

YDI for picking a moron as your boyfriend :P

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MyChemicalSmosh 4

I moderated this a few hours ago! I think I pressed no though...

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1crabbygirl 10

Thinking exactly same response.

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reddudeover 2

Shampoo your hair, problem solved. It's better than being bald and burned. Accidents happen whether you snake weed or are completely sober why are otherwise rational people so ready to blame weed? Oh yeah propaganda I forgot.

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