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Should she date someone who doesn't use any medication? We all do drugs, like prescription drugs and over the counter drugs. Put "illegal" in front of drugs next time to clarify your comment.
"Dating a dude that does drugs"? My boyfriend has a cup of coffee (which has caffeine in it - a drug) so should I break up with him? Your logic is terrible.
I was talking about illegal drugs in general (like crack, LSD, meth, economytc.) I rather not involve weed or else a blood-thirsty pack of stoners would come and kill me.
*etc. Damn, I hate auto-correct.
Some people do actually use it for medicinal reasons. It's a lot less harsh then narcotic pain killers on the system.
Kary mullis The guy who invented gene sequencing thought of the idea on an LSD trip. Steve Jobs tripped too. A drugs legal state only indicates it's political status not its actual value or danger.
And let's not forget, more and more places are legalizing it's use. So a blanket statement of illegal drugs for pot doesn't exactly hold true. I'm not familiar with the laws where op is, and I doubt most of the ones jumping on the omg it's illegal bandwagon are either.
I like how whenever someone posts an FML about cigarettes, people can't wait to hit YDI and write a nasty comment. All drugs are bad. Saying they're bad isn't close minded. It's the truth, whether it's coffee, weed, alcohol, cigarettes, or meth. Some impact you financially, some physically, mentally. Whatever. Now come thumb me down, stoners.
Actually, you're also wrong, 109. "All drugs are bad" is quite a stupid statement. Are pharmaceutical drugs "bad"? And weed is not all bad either. My boyfriend has fibro mialga, early onset arthiritis and hypermobility disorder. He's allergic to most painkillers, bar some opiates and ibuprofen. You know what he uses to ease his borderline unbearable pain? Weed. It's used medicinally in a lot of cases. So think before you start spouting stupid, close-minded statements. Jeesh, some people.
Your boyfriend has a medical reason to smoke weed, good for him. All drugs are bad because they all have side effects. Just because some benefits outweigh the risks doesn't mean that its 100% perfect. Also, everyone knows when people say "all drugs are bad" they aren't talking about medicines, so please just keep the bullshit about that to yourself. For the stoners out there that take offense to every bad word that is in the same paragraph as the word weed, get over yourselves. If you aren't an irresponsible lazy stupid loser then why are you offended when say shit like that? Letting generalized statements offend you when they don't apply to you is pointless. If you are a irresponsible lazy stupid loser stoner, and you had the attention span for all that good job!
135 I have to use it for that too. I have fibro and a mystery illness that mimics ms. Vicodin, barbiturates, you name it has been thrown at me. Hell one of the prescriptions caused my stomach to bleed. Most of the time I use it for pain management I don't need to get stoned. It's the only thing that controls the nausea that comes with whatever I have. I figure a hit here and there is better then not eating for days. I do know some recreational users who are very productive as well. I just know before I started using it for pain management I had to use a walker and be carried. I'm in my mid 30s. A few weeks later I was actually able to run for the first time in years. Personally if I didn't have these health issues I wouldn't touch the stuff. I don't drink either. But I have no issues with people who do.
Puh-*******-lease. stop being smart asses. I'm not talking medical usage of marijuana, or medical drugs. I'm talking recreational drugs. You're telling me that EVERYONE who smokes marijuana is doing it because they have glaucoma or other medical issues? No. they don't. Stoners are just bored and REALLY could use another great depression to straighten out their lives., let's see how important expensive recreational drugs are to people when you're standing in line waiting for a piece of bread and a cup of soup with a hundred other people, because you can't even afford to feed yourself in hard times, let alone go light up somewhere.
Next time, run to the toilet, put your head in it and flush. Works just fine for me when my hair catches fire.
How much does your hair burn?
That's what happens when you date a stoner.
Marijuana: Making women smelly & unattractive one hair-on-fire and munchies session at a time.
Agreeing with 36 - I smell awesome all the time, model, and am average body weight.
...or unattractive (36)
I third that! And I know tons of smexy stoner chicks, I dont know where you live, viente siete.
Hm, maybe it's just where I live. Carry on.
At least he tried to fix his mistake and I'd prefer bong water on me then having my head burn.
Well, him panicking of the situation (and the fact that he was probably high) probably led him to that solution. Humans tend not to be logical when placed in a stressful situation. Not a very good solution, but still better than letting your hair burn.
I think that grabbing the first thing that will put out a fire is quite logical given the urgency of the OP's hair being on fire.
*I will NOT comment on yet another discovered danger of marijuana* *I will NOT comment on yet another discovered danger of marijuana*
Too late.
Which is also the same danger that exists with campfires and cooking....
SSSHHHH! I said I wasn't commenting on it! SH!
Be a champ Doc.... You know you want to comment!!
Doc, I'm not really into your whole 'band wagon' supporter thing so I'm not saying this to join bastard-nation in anyway. But I gotta say chico, you make me laugh.
And I probably laughed harder at your comments today because I'm stooooned like a rock :)
Bastardia only has 4 inhabitants - me, Mrs. Bastard, and my two mini-Bastards. No one else is invited, and our borders are locked down tighter than KaySL's anus during a prison riot.
Not even for tea?
I like the way u think
Leave it to a stoner to even get into these situations.
Everyone who's ever been set on fire was high
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Finally a good use for the bong water
Hey, at least he tried to put it out, but your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.