ACAB, Cigarettes, Cops and Transportation: Double down

Double down

By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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You deserved it 174 197

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 005

You deserved it 78 219

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 317

You deserved it 39 803

By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 563

You deserved it 68 110

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 415

You deserved it 85 255

By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 785

You deserved it 7 459

It wasn't me, officer

By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 387

You deserved it 2 527

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 694

You deserved it 25 518

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 273

You deserved it 2 265

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 877

You deserved it 3 700

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 167

You deserved it 4 256

ifyouonlyknew77 0

Monday 16 February 2009 15:58

In general, when I find out someone smokes, my respect for them drops. Hugely. Likely due to the fact that I've seen first hand, people I love dying because of it. Smoking to begin with is stupid. Speeding in a 25mph means you were in a residential area and likely there were kids in the neighborhood, again stupid. And finally, literring out your car window as a cop is walking up to it, stupid idea number 3. 3 Strikes and you're out. Your life is only "******" becuase of your own stupid decisions.

wtf_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 10:12

duhhhhhh. seriously wtf how thick can you get.

Comments

POORLiLSTELA 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:50

i agree with #30 and wtf is your problem #54! i live with a smoker it annoys me a hell of a whole lot, but i dont wish him cancer! and i never would! but seriously... littering in font of a cop that's heading your way to give you a ticket..... not too bright are you? should've told him you had some weed in the glove compatment while you're at it.... cuz it seems like you really wanted more punishment. hope there isnt a next time, but if there is..... please use your brain.... and think.

Giselle468 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:52

o o ) v ( Its a face. See?? _/

sonspeedy 4

Monday 1 June 2009 10:09

Good for the cop!! If I was the cop I would have sat there and looked for every little thing I could write a ticket for on you! I just HATE smokers that think that the world OUTSIDE OF THEIR CAR WHICH HAS A FUC&*EN ASHTRAY, IS AN ASHTRAY!!!

sthanu150 0

Monday 1 June 2009 20:21

yeah, whatever. screw all of you that smoke. don't give me this self-righteous crap. you know it's stupid, i know it's stupid. go f* yourself. glad you got two tickets. i hope you fall asleep with a cig in your mouth.

twizztheshizz 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 21:15

You get a $300 litering ticket for flicking your cigarettes out the window... I would know. It's happened to me before too.

soccer_girl73 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:16

ok that was a really stupid idea. why would you throw somethig out the window with a cop right there? that's called littering and it's really bad!

jetstream417 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:38

YDI badly. Smoking sucks, I smoked for years and they were the worst times of my life. Serves you right for littering. 2 Tickets suck though, I got that shit once when my passenger decided to throw his gum in a wrapper out the window while the cop was writing my speeding ticket.