ACAB, Cigarettes, Cops and Transportation: Double down

Double down

By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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You deserved it 174 199

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 005

You deserved it 78 219

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 317

You deserved it 39 803

By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 563

You deserved it 68 110

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 415

You deserved it 85 255

By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 785

You deserved it 7 459

It wasn't me, officer

By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 387

You deserved it 2 527

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 694

You deserved it 25 518

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 273

You deserved it 2 265

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 877

You deserved it 3 700

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 167

You deserved it 4 256

ifyouonlyknew77 0

Monday 16 February 2009 15:58

In general, when I find out someone smokes, my respect for them drops. Hugely. Likely due to the fact that I've seen first hand, people I love dying because of it. Smoking to begin with is stupid. Speeding in a 25mph means you were in a residential area and likely there were kids in the neighborhood, again stupid. And finally, literring out your car window as a cop is walking up to it, stupid idea number 3. 3 Strikes and you're out. Your life is only "******" becuase of your own stupid decisions.

wtf_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 10:12

duhhhhhh. seriously wtf how thick can you get.

Comments

Widow_Maker 1

Thursday 25 February 2010 10:25

hope you die in a car wreck, that's all

bcoolplz 1

Monday 22 March 2010 4:41

finally someone says the right words I'm 14 and smoking already

ZacharyorAndrew 0

Friday 16 April 2010 5:13

fag or smoking

Silentknight 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 9:16

...you're supposed to empty the ash tray every now and then.

Monsta15k 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 21:46

Good. I hope you die of lung cancer soon. Very painfully.

doublek22 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 11:10

Dumbass for flicking out a cig while a COP is walking towards it. YDI. Thats why if you smoke, take a can of pop or something with you. That way when you get to that last bit you can shove your bud into it when such a situation arises.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Friday 14 May 2010 21:15

That just means your family has good genes, dumb ass. on AVERAGE, smokers die sooner, and rightly so. they deserve it for polluting the earth with their filthy smoke.

rakethewidower 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 22:18

YDI for using the phrase "cig-bud"

Ella1782 0

Monday 30 May 2011 6:02

Agreed!

fonzie1808 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 8:56

i cant believe how biased people can be on here... are you people telling me that all you non-smokers don't litter? it's something that people do. human beings are lazy and gross. get over it. it really was a bad idea to do it in front of a cop though. FAIL