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By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 035
You deserved it 174 535

Same thing different taste

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In general, when I find out someone smokes, my respect for them drops. Hugely. Likely due to the fact that I've seen first hand, people I love dying because of it. Smoking to begin with is stupid. Speeding in a 25mph means you were in a residential area and likely there were kids in the neighborhood, again stupid. And finally, literring out your car window as a cop is walking up to it, stupid idea number 3. 3 Strikes and you're out. Your life is only "******" becuase of your own stupid decisions.

wtf_fml 0

duhhhhhh. seriously wtf how thick can you get.

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so we don't have to see ur nasty cig buds all over the world. u have no respect for people or the world.

74, you're a fag, you sound like you smoke to be cool. I don't mind smokers, it's completely their choice, but I hate fags like you that ******* have to say, "Oh, I'm 14 and I smoke ciggs already!" nobody cares, in fact, I bet most people think you're just pathetic.

As a smoker, I never litter my cigs. i field strip them and put them in my pocket or a trash can. i also won't smoke, even in my own house, if it bothers anyone around me. it's a stinky dangerous habit that's hard to break. the least I can do is be conscious of others' needs and the environment. Speeders and litterbugs deserve what they get. Oh, and I speed too, but carefully and only on the interstates...Not in residential neighborhoods, ya dumbfudge!

fyi not all cars have ashtrays, ive got a GTO and it doesnt have one. ya throwin ur butts out the window is bad for the environment, but i do it, and i average like 12 mpg in my car most of the time lol oops

i agree with you. I smoke and it bugs me when people don't respect smokers. my dad smokes and iv been around it since I was born. some people choose to smoke and that's ok as long as they can support their own habit. sure non smokers have rights, but so do smokers. seriously people

Doesn't anyone know that although cigarettes are not biodegradable they ARE degradable. Which means although they will not break up into a natural substance the filters will break up to something smaller than the human eye can see, the paper will break up completely. GOOGLE IT!

hallkchallkc 4

it's too bad the cop couldn't just punch you in the face for being such a douche bag.

DUH! idiot! people get dumber and dumber!