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Double entendre

By mel - 11/05/2012 21:23 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML
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FMLshark 12

Yeah Spit, what're you doing on FML? Go learn to swallow!!

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I_heart_sex 1

Go learn to swallow properly! Its not attractive when women choke...whatever is in their mouth at that time.

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nelds 12

Some guys like it when girls choke a little in the middle of oral, I've heard it makes them feel good about their size.

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I_heart_sex 1

Don't patronize us. And this is about learning to swallow properly.

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anoellem 1

No one chokes on purpose. Get over it.

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nofearjenshere 12

Can I have a bite of you?

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wlddog 14

That is sexual harassment 49. For shame talking to 15 like that. *silently holds a straight face*

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linkinpark98 23

Really? I guess everybody has a dirty mind now. -_-

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justinrich 0

Swallow or it's going in you eye

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yeah, because all women are made to perform oral sex on you men.

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nelds 12

So, did he teach you then?

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Technically, that could count as sexual harassment.

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dellis44 7

spitters are quitters. your boss obviously understands that.

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zenrael 21

As if that's never happened to them...

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ICastillo 24

Spitting is frowned upon, better tame that reflex missy.

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