Downhill

By loveinanelevator - 13/02/2012 12:03

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
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Spade606 6

Looks like your not doing anal anytime soon

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goodfella925 0

Look how someone adds a positive comment, and they get a negative thumbs thumbs down :P. feel better champ:)

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logan1819 4

I wonder what was on that sandwhich

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Pelreskovich 11

Make sure you thoroughly apply that hemorrhoid cream! Hopefully you don't have a job where you're sitting down all day.

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RachelRampageXD 6

I just have to say because were friends on facebook now, but every post I look at you comment on lol

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Pelreskovich 11

That would make sense considering I comment on (almost) every post!

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Relaxter 1

And to top it all off, Cartman has a million dollars! No just joking OP! Sounds really shitty, goodluck

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crzysk8r 0

Lol sounds really shitty but she can't shit.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Sucks. FYL. I like the way you said it at the end though

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musicluvr2000 11

Oooo let's stay away from sandwiches now shall we?

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brianfantana32 10

This reminds me of those Direct TV commercials

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