Miscellaneous: Drained

Drained

By please_no - 16/03/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By NeedsANewApartment - 13/01/2016 05:54 - United States - Wurtsboro

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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Got a screw loose

By stupid^2 - 04/10/2021 20:00

Today, I did something you never ever should do. I removed the screw in the shower drain. What I didn't know was that it's impossible to know if the shower will leak afterwards. I just wanted to properly clean the drain. FML

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Nice mental image

By Maggie - 17/03/2020 17:00

Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:52 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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clipse 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:40

How do you know it's not just regular hair?

Firate 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:42

When was the last time you saw old lady pubes to verify that that's what the hair actually was?

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Wow467 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 8:09

I'd like to make it clear, it's not foot long pubes it probably got intertwined over the years and became a footlong, pubes r thicker and wiry and normal hair isn't, and have u ever taken anything out of a drain???? not a fun time

shurayuki 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 8:09

nasty

purplemnm 9

Wednesday 17 March 2010 13:39

you stuck your snake in a hole? how unsanitary

puppiesarecute 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:43

errrrrrr.... why did u have a snake and why did u use it to unclog your drain??

some_girl9 8

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:20

He means a PIPE snake, dumbass! Not a live snake. **** you for being that stupid.

bittersweet_by_n 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 10:54

lol 122

Tigergini19 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 20:12

the fact that people think hes using an actual snake is way more funny than this lmao retards

bobislaughin 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:35

*gags, and pukes*

wordgirl 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 7:13

Haha. Pubes and retiree-octogenarian-centenarian hair. :)

deadlyalliance 0

Monday 5 April 2010 9:32

i just puked from reading this

drunkpenguin345 2

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:57

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