Phone calls, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Drama!

Drama!

By fuckparents - 09/01/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

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You deserved it 3 666

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ASAP

By failedexam - 06/11/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 785

You deserved it 6 161

By deadbeatdad - 15/11/2015 22:35 - United States - Edmond

Today, I popped two tires hitting a curb. I called my dad hysterical, and he told me to call my mom and hung up. My mom's been dead for seven years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 710

You deserved it 2 206

Priorities

By unknown - 26/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 224

You deserved it 101

By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 261

You deserved it 4 520

Love and hate

By bad mom? lol - 22/04/2022 06:00

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 255

You deserved it 1 805

By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 20:58 - United States - Evanston

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 116

You deserved it 2 391

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 895

You deserved it 3 179

Supportive

By crazycutie1027 - 14/02/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 196

You deserved it 6 778

Compassion in action

By annie the witch - 27/09/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 061

You deserved it 103

By Anonymous - 07/02/2016 06:11 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 747

You deserved it 1 663

tw1st3r 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:23

Wow FYL... They took the joke too far...

ajourdhui 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:24

what the ****. what kind of selfish asshole does that to someone? especially someone they love.

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peece 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:26

Wow what bitches

SiriusBlack97 17

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:26

Parents suck. They told me my dog died and I started bawling, only for my dog to start barking at the garage door

desireev 17

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:27

How can you compare a dead dog joke to a terrible dad-killing-himself prank? No comparison there..

goriders123 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:28

Technically s/he didn't compare anything.... She just said parents suck then gave a^n example why...

ALpein 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:49

98- Obviously, you've never had a pet.

rttr 18

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:26

I'm sorry about what happened, dude. I hope your parents grow up. That type of joke is especially horrible.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:46

Oh please, Stewie, your biggest goal is to kill your own mom...

EffinToofer 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:26

I'm sorry, but your parents are assholes.

alexh15 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:27

If my parents did that to me, I would have to carry the joke out on them... -_-

jdog1231 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:38

I'd run away

salvorican 24

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:27

Tell them you're gonna be a parent and that you decided you want to live them for the next 10 years. They might think that's funny too :)

salvorican 24

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:37

Oh darn. I meant *Live with them*

Inciter 33

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:28

That's so sick. Suicide is nothing to joke about.

Pentium_4 27

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:29

that is horrible. pranks are awesome but that is going way too far. hopefully your grade doesn't suffer because of your childish parents.

tracylynn2014 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:30

That's ****** up.

Akharr01 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:31

Hahah!!! Your parents are awesome!!!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 10 January 2012 2:52

Well then go join the "horrible asshole parents" club with them you disgraceful smudge of shit!

ImSoSloth 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:14

I sense some pent up rage....

Awesome_Guy2468 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:19

Yes yes cause making your kid think that their dad died and making them cuss their teacher out is totally awesome! Way to go jackass

desireev 17

Tuesday 10 January 2012 3:32

What the hell is wrong with you? You think that is funny? You truly are scum of the earth, you heartless, little brat!!!!!

mstangchck 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:05

You think it's awesome until it happens to you.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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You deserved it 3 963

Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 400

You deserved it 194

The Top

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 735

You deserved it 7 953

Today, my girlfriend and I attempted some bondage for the first time. Within seconds of the handcuffs being put on, I went into a serious panic attack. I was playing the dominant; my girlfriend was the one in cuffs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 087

You deserved it 15 611

Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157

You deserved it 652

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 185

You deserved it 7 805

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 571

You deserved it 3 315

Today, I had a panel job interview with 3 people. My nerves got the best of me, especially when they asked me about my weaknesses. I gave them an answer, but they kept bombarding me with additional follow-up questions that I couldn’t think of the answers to. It got so bad, I was reduced to tears. FML

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You deserved it 181

Drama!

Same thing different taste

ASAP

Priorities

Love and hate

Supportive

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